author: amandaheimann category:
everyday life
My boys are a constant source of amusement. Who needs television when you can put on music and have a very entertaining show while you watch Garrett dance? Or if you really want a laugh just get Lance to say words with “or” in them. Since you can’t plop down on the couch and enjoy the show I thought I would type out a few of the latest things that have come out of my children’s mouths.
Lance
Katie is a miniature smouzer.
Actually, Mommy. (He likes to start his arguments with actually)
That made me frwustrated.
Everything is so burrrrrring. (boring)
God is great, God is good. Lettuce thank him for our food. Wait- Mommy, lettuce just doesn’t mean food.
He likes to tell me “it’s no use” when he is cleaning.
Billy: close your eyes and go to sleep! Lance: I can’t because I am afraid of the dark!
Mommy, you are my best friend. And Braxton, and Chase, and Brennan, and Matthew. Oh! And Katie. But Daddy is not my best friend because he is Garrett’s best friend. And Trevor is their dog.
Fruit snacks ARE good for me because they have fruit in the name.
You can call me Clone Captain Lance.
I need to conserve water so give me chocolate milk. (he has a tshirt that says this but I didn’t think he paid attention to what it says)
Garrett
It’s not fun to live here anymore (said when he was doing chores)
Junie B. Jones calls her teacher Mrs. That’s so funny. Isn’t that so funny? (he ends almost all his stories with this)
Me: What did you do in school today? G: Learned.
Me: What is your favorite part of school? G: Every part.
I can’t think with all this racket in here!
But Ms. K (his teacher) said…
I can’t pick up the toys because Lance told me not to.
